POOP

That Dog rolled in poop again. Human poop. She is so dirty. We all had to get baths b/c of her. She is such a dirty dog. Mommy says we are going to the beach. She says I can't take my little bed b/c we have to have room for That Dog. I think we should leave That Dog home alone! Maybe we can leave That Dog at the beach!!!

DINNER

Tonight was stinky fish again. I don't know how many cans of that mommy has...it is nasty. We went on a long walk. My legs are tired. Mommy put Frontline on us. She says she doesn't want us to get fleas. I just think she likes to torment us. Tomorrow is our long day. I miss Mommy when she's not here :(

STORM

Mommy says another storm is coming. Baby Molly will be in the closet again.

Molly and I have been teaching That Dog stuff so she will get in trouble. Molly taught her to chase the vacuum cleaner. She gets put in the punishment crate for that. I taught her to tear up paper. Punishment crate again. It's so much fun getting That Dog in trouble.

FREE NIGHT

Tonight Mommy took That Dog to another class. I don't know when Mommy is gonna learn that That Dog can't learn anything. Molly and i had fun home alone. We took turns rolling on Mommy's bed and on the couch. It was fun. I got on the loveseat. Mommy won't let me get on it. I rolled all over it!!! I have to go...I hear Mommy's car!

DOG PARK

Yesterday Mommy took us to the park. She says its a Dog Park. That Dog went crazy trying to get in to play. It ran and got in the mud right away. Then it learned how to jump into the tall pool without help. That Dog played like a nut with any dog that would play with her.

Molly chased squirrels and even climbed a tree. I sat on a bench and guarded it. The ground was wet and muddy. I didn't want to get my feet dirty. I can't believe Mommy made me go there. I showed a dog my teeth when it got near my bench. Mommy called it 'snapping'.

Today we walked to the pavilion. Of course baby Molly wanted to go home right away. I was very comfortable lying under Mommy's chair. Mommy was lazy and didn't bring us any water to drink. I had to drink out of that dirty lake. That Dog played like a fool in the lake as usual! Then That Dog ddn't come home and mommy went looking for her. I would have shut the door and never looked for her.

I need to go rest. Maybe I'll blog more later.

FISH DINNER

Mommy tried to feed me that stinky fish and potato dinner last night. I didn't eat it. That Dog gobbled mine down. I wish mommy would take That Dog and that fish dinner to the shelter!

That Dog shook dirty lake water all over me. It made me mad. I don't like being stinky!

WEEKEND

Mommy took us to a park on Saturday. That Dog played like crazy. She chased other dogs and kept getting in the water. Molly chased squirrels. I sat on a bench b/c I didn't want to get my feet wet. That Dog stunk on the way home. It slept a long time. Maybe Mommy will take it back and leave it there.
We went for a ride today but Mommy wouldn't let us out of the car when she and her friend looked at the new house. It's b/c That Dog rolled in human poop at that house. I don't think I should be punished b/c of That Dog's actions!!