CHRISTMAS

That Dog's stocking!

Baby Molly's Christmas gifts.

This is my stocking from Santa. New toys that That Dog took and played with.

Tomorrow I'm gonna post my New Year's Resolutions!!

BATH

We got baths tonight. Mommy says she found a tick on me and That Dog. She also cleaned our ears and brushed our teeth. I'm pretty sure she used the same toothbrush on all of us!!

I tried to take That Dog off into the woods today and leave her. She found me and came home! I think That Dog is here to stay!

I KNOW WHO I AM

Mommy got our DNA tests back today. She said we come from a long line of mixes. Molly is a Border Collie, Golden Retriever, and Australian Shepherd. That Dog is an Alaskan Malamute, Siberian Husky, and Border Collie. I am a Chow Chow, Shih Tzu, and Papillion. Mommy says that nice lady at her work guessed That Dog's results. Mommy says that lady is always right! Mommy's friend says they are going to call me a Chow Shih Pap. I don't think that's funny!!

I GOT LOST

I got lost today on our walk. I didn't see where Mommy, Molly, and That Dog went. I couldn't find them. I was scared! Finally I heard Mommy calling my name and I ran to her!

Mommy got mad at That Dog. That Dirty Dog rolled in something dead again. Then she dug up the holes that Mommy had just filled in. Mommy said That Dog is a Bad Dog! I heard her tell Grandma that That Dog is just a Dirty, Dirty Dog. I'm a Clean Dog!

MOMMYCAME HOME

Mommy came home! Mrs. Linda came over today to left That Dog out of the crate. Molly told me that meant that Mommy wasn't coming home. She said that we would be all alone! She was wrong!! Mommy came home and she brought us a treat! I love my Mommy!!!

BREAKFAST

Today Grandma fed us hot dogs and cheese for breakfast. It was good. Molly acted like she was too good for hot dogs! I liked mine. That Dog keeps playing in the woods and comes in all covered with stickers. Grandad and Mommy have to brush them all out. I don't know why they bother....That Dog will just go do it again! That Dog ate flour off the flour last night. She acts like she is starving! Gotta go take a nap.

FROW UP AND MUD

I frow up Sunday night. I did it right beside my bed and then I got in bed with Mommy. She found it when she got up. It stunk! It was frowed up liver! That Dog played in the mud again. Mommy calls her a Dirty, Dirty Dog! She got a bath and then Mommy had to go out and try to cover up the mud hole.

LEAVES

This weekend Mommy raked leaves. That Dog ran through them and messed them all up. Then That Dog would grab Mommy's rake while she raked. Poor Mommy! I waited until Mommy had a big pile of leaves and than I would lay down in them and take a nap. They were real comfy! We didn't get to walk last night b/c Mommy was tired from raking!
That Dog had to go to the vet twice this week. Mommy said It had worms!! Yuck! Then That Dog got another skin staph infection. I think Mommy should just leave That Dog at the vet and not bring her back!
Last night Mommy found a real live turtle in the living room that That Dog had brought in! Poor turtle!

BATHS

I got a bath last night. I rolled in deer poop for fun! Mommy had to give all 3 of us baths! Tonight That Dog dug holes in the backyard. When Mommy found her, she was covered in mud. Poor Mommy had to give That Dog a bath. She said That Dog shook mud off all over the walls and mirror. Poor Mommy always has to clean up after That Dirty Devil Dog!!

MOLLY'S AGILITY WEEKEND

We went to an agility trial last weekend in Holly Springs, MS. Mommy said Molly did real well! I got to go. It was real cold and real boring for me! I rested most of the weekend. Here are some pictures of Molly's winnings.

MY FRIEND, THAT DOG

Mommy took That Dog away again. I can't believe I am saying this. I miss That Dog. I really like her. She's my friend. Don't tell my Mommy...she thinks I don't like That Dog! I hope That Dog comes back home!!

THAT DOG GRADUATED

That Dog graduated from Saline County Kennel Club's obedience school. She didn't learn anything! In the first picture she is tearing up her diploma! Mommy says That Dog gets to take a special test called the Canine Good Citizenship. She probably won't pass. Mommy makes That Dog work on her 'manners' every night! Good luck with that venture!!

MISSED WEDDING

Mommy said her friend at work invited her to her daughter's wedding. Mommy didn't go b/c she had a bad tummy. Mommy took some medicine and slept on the sofa that afternoon. I know b/c I took a nap with Mommy! Mommy said she missed out on cake and other goodies. I bet That Dog would have enjoyed them! Lady at work---please don't be mad at my Mommy!!!!

SANTA

Mommy took us to see Santa today. I sat in Santa's lap. i was good. Mommy had to sit in the sleigh next to Santa and hold baby Molly. She had a freak out! That Dog hid behind the Christmas trees. Some lady had to go get her. Then they put That Dog in the sleigh with us. They Molly had another freakout and Mommy and her gor out of the sleigh. Then they just took mine and That Dog's picture. They all laughed when That Dog tilted her head funny when they made noises at her!
Mommy took us to the park afterwards. We didn't stay long...it was too cold!!!

GRADUATION

Mommy took That Dog somewhere Thursday night. She brought it back with a diploma and a cap and said It graduated. i don't know from what! It is still wild and doesn't mind. Tonight she pulled the carpet out from under her crate and pulled the crate around in the bedroom Then she tore a tag off Mommy's comforter! Mommy was mad!!! Mommy says she doesn't know how That Dog could manage to pull a big crate around. That Dog got another bath b/c it rolled in dead animal on our walk tonight!! I thought it was funny!!!!!!!!

BROKEN BOWL

That Dog pulled a chili bowl off the counter tonight. Mommy was mad! She said it broke in a million pieces. That Dog kept trying to lick the chili off the broken pieces. Mommy had to keep chasing her out of the kitchen. Poor Mommy! She had to get up early today and work and then mean old That Dog made a big mess. I think I will pull back Mommy's bedcovers for her!!

MOMMY

Mommy keeps telling me she is going to find out who my mommy and daddy are and my grandma and grandad. I don't understand! She's my mommy!

TROUBLE

Tonight when I was chasing That Dog, I threw her into a cabinet. That Dog broke Mommy's vase. Mommy wasn't happy! I pretended that I was real tired and I laid down. Mommy had to pick up glass and vacuum during The Amazing Race.

HALLOWEEN

Mommy dressed us up for Halloween. Not funny! She took pictures of us and then gave us a new toy for torturing us! That Dog played with her new toy. I didn't. Mommy gave me a witch toy. I'm not a witch or a Disney princess.
Yesterday she bought another dumb costume. A cowboy hat and a saddle. I will not wear that!!!!

ME as a DISNEY PRINCESS

THAT DOG as a DEVIL

MOLLY as a PINK PRINCESS

DIRECTORS CHAIR

My new directors chair came in. Grandad had to come over and put it on b/c Mommy acted like she didn't know how to put it on. I like it. I'm not gonna let anyone sit on it. It's all mine!!

NEW DOG AND BATH

Grandma and Grandad got a new dog. Her name is Lady. Her owner died and she was living at the vets office. Mommy says she is about 6 or 7 years old. I don't know why Mommy doesn't know her real age. She was ok. I had to show her my teeth. That Dog tried to play with her. It didn't really understand play.Mommy says That Dog is real boisterous. I don't know what that means.
We got baths tonight. Once again I wasn't dirty but we all have to have one b/c of That Dog. Me and That Dog went on our own walk tonight. Mommy wasn't happy with us. She had to come pick us up in the car.
My directors chair is still ripped!!

DINNER AND THAT DOG

Tonight Mommy tried to pass off some leftovers as dinner. She even had green peas in our bowls. I left mine. So did Molly. That dog ate hers! I was disgusted at the quality of my dinner.
That Dog had to go to the vet today. It has some sores. I was hoping that the vet would keep her. Of course that didn't happen and Mommy brought It back home.
My directors chair is still broken. I wish they would deliver my new one.

WALK

That Dog played in mud yesterday. She dug up the neighbor's flowerbed while the neighbor was outside. She got in trouble. She had to have 2 baths to get all the mud off. On our evening walk, That Dog had to walk with a special collar. She had to behave. Molly and I go to run wherever we wanted.
I checked Mommy's computer today. She finally ordered me a new cover for my director's chair. This one is ripped and I don't like things that are ripped.
Mommy had her bed all made up. i wasn't comfortable with it like that. So I unrolled all the covers and laid on the sheets. I love to lay where Mommy sleeps!! :)

DRINK

Mommy caught That Dog drinking her tea the other night! She was upset. I don't think Mommy knows that That Dog does that to her drink all the time. I would never do that! Mommy took us to the park today. I only played once. That was so Mommy would be happy. Molly looked for squirrels. That Dog played with anyone even if they didn't want to play with her. I am waiting on Mommy to bing me my dinner.

VACATION

We went to the beach in late September. It was a really long car ride. That Dog was scared of traffic at the gas stations! She is such a baby! Moly and That Dog ran on the beach and got wet. That Dog even swam in the ocean. I watched from the dry sand. We got to eat out at some place Mommy likes. They have cheese dip. It's good!!! We got to have cheeseburgers from McDonalds. They are yummy! I hope we get to go back to the beach soon. There are lots of things to see and smell.

HORROR

Mommy went to a house and picked That Dog up. The whole family brought it out. I knew it was too good to be true. They probably couldn't stand her either. That Dog was all happy to see me and Molly. I wsn't! I think it has grown even bigger!

THAT DOG

Mommy took THAT DOG away today. I don't know where. She took IT's crate, moose, and kongs! So I think IT is gone for good! Mommy says we are going to another agility trial. I hope Molly does better this time. Mommy says at the Teacup Trial Molly walked and pretended not to understand what she was supossed to do! Maybe later I can blog about our vacation!

COLD

I am cold. Mommy took me to the groomer and she cut my hair short. Now Mommy says she may have to put a sweater on me. Then That Dog will pull it and I will have to get vicious with it. I haven't been able to blog b/c Mommy has been home for days and she uses the computer and won't let me on. I will share my vacation later when Mommy leaves!!

POOP

That Dog rolled in poop again. Human poop. She is so dirty. We all had to get baths b/c of her. She is such a dirty dog. Mommy says we are going to the beach. She says I can't take my little bed b/c we have to have room for That Dog. I think we should leave That Dog home alone! Maybe we can leave That Dog at the beach!!!

DINNER

Tonight was stinky fish again. I don't know how many cans of that mommy has...it is nasty. We went on a long walk. My legs are tired. Mommy put Frontline on us. She says she doesn't want us to get fleas. I just think she likes to torment us. Tomorrow is our long day. I miss Mommy when she's not here :(

STORM

Mommy says another storm is coming. Baby Molly will be in the closet again.

Molly and I have been teaching That Dog stuff so she will get in trouble. Molly taught her to chase the vacuum cleaner. She gets put in the punishment crate for that. I taught her to tear up paper. Punishment crate again. It's so much fun getting That Dog in trouble.

FREE NIGHT

Tonight Mommy took That Dog to another class. I don't know when Mommy is gonna learn that That Dog can't learn anything. Molly and i had fun home alone. We took turns rolling on Mommy's bed and on the couch. It was fun. I got on the loveseat. Mommy won't let me get on it. I rolled all over it!!! I have to go...I hear Mommy's car!

DOG PARK

Yesterday Mommy took us to the park. She says its a Dog Park. That Dog went crazy trying to get in to play. It ran and got in the mud right away. Then it learned how to jump into the tall pool without help. That Dog played like a nut with any dog that would play with her.

Molly chased squirrels and even climbed a tree. I sat on a bench and guarded it. The ground was wet and muddy. I didn't want to get my feet dirty. I can't believe Mommy made me go there. I showed a dog my teeth when it got near my bench. Mommy called it 'snapping'.

Today we walked to the pavilion. Of course baby Molly wanted to go home right away. I was very comfortable lying under Mommy's chair. Mommy was lazy and didn't bring us any water to drink. I had to drink out of that dirty lake. That Dog played like a fool in the lake as usual! Then That Dog ddn't come home and mommy went looking for her. I would have shut the door and never looked for her.

I need to go rest. Maybe I'll blog more later.

FISH DINNER

Mommy tried to feed me that stinky fish and potato dinner last night. I didn't eat it. That Dog gobbled mine down. I wish mommy would take That Dog and that fish dinner to the shelter!

That Dog shook dirty lake water all over me. It made me mad. I don't like being stinky!

WEEKEND

Mommy took us to a park on Saturday. That Dog played like crazy. She chased other dogs and kept getting in the water. Molly chased squirrels. I sat on a bench b/c I didn't want to get my feet wet. That Dog stunk on the way home. It slept a long time. Maybe Mommy will take it back and leave it there.
We went for a ride today but Mommy wouldn't let us out of the car when she and her friend looked at the new house. It's b/c That Dog rolled in human poop at that house. I don't think I should be punished b/c of That Dog's actions!!

NEW FOOD

Mommy tried to feed me some new food today. Fish and potato. It stunk and i didn't eat it. Mommy says she's not buying it anymore b/c it stunk up the house. Of course, That Dog gobbled hers down!

CLASS

That Dog had class last night. Mommy said she did good. All I know is That Dog kept getting in the pool.
I wanted to go for a swim today but That Dog jumped in beside me so I left. I don't know when Mommy is taking That Dog to the animal shelter. I hope soon! Mommy is even letting That Dog sleep in the big bed. I don't like that!!

WINDOW

Today I laid on the window sill so That Dog couldn't look out the window. She stood in the middle of the room barking. I like to irritate her. She took mommy's work shoe outside and left it. Mommy didn't like it!

SUNDAY

Today I learned something interesting. Did you know you can take a dog back to the animal shelter? I am going to try to get mommy to take That Dog back. Molly and I tried to ditch her in the woods but she found us.

RAIN

It's been raining. I am not going outside and getting my feet wet. That Dog went for a swim today. She ran down to the lake all by herself. Maybe she won't come back one day!

CLASS

Mommy took that dog to another class on Tuesday. She picked a class that That Dog could run wild in. I personally think That Dog should stay in a crate all day and night! Then Mommy said That Dog did good. I didn't watch. I rested. I was very tired from the long ride there.
I just took the rawhide away from That Dog! I don't really want it but I like to terrorize That Dog b/c she loves rawhides! I need to go chase That Dog into a wall. More later!!

Poop

Last night That Dog rolled in poop. Not just any kind of poop....human poop! She had it all around her neck. Mommy and our neighbor were so grossed out! She got it on me and Molly! I was so mad. Mommy had to give me and Molly baths again! She had to chase down That Dog and hose her off in the yard. Then she got 2 baths! Poor Mommy. She had to bleach everything...twice! Mommy says That Dog can't go back to those new house sites for a long, long time. That was a dirty man that pooped outside :(

Today some men worked outside at my house. I barked at them. This afternoon, Mommy let us go out to see what they had done. They made me a real long slide. I already went down it. It was fun. molly was afraid to try it. She's such a baby!

Lazy Weekend

We went to Mommy's hometown because she had to do somethings. Grandma and Grandad left on a trip. It rained while mommy was driving and Molly flipped out! i had to sit by That Dog. It wasn't my turn to sit with Mommy.
We went for a walk this morning. I hoped that That Dog would wander off and get lost but she came back. I took her up the hill last nite trying to lose her but Mommy found us before I could ditch her! I think That dog knows where the house is and I am losing my chance of getting rid of her.
Tonite is my favorite dinner...liver! Mommy already has it cooking! I can't wait.

WALK

Today we went for a walk with mommy's neighbors. I had a good time. I ran ahead to stay away from That Dog. That Dog is so dumb that she eats my vegetables at dinner and she acts they are good! I only eat the meat and yogurt. Who needs vegetables? Molly is better. Her nose almost looks normal. Of course she acted pitiful around the neighbors so they would pet her.

Haircut and Fast Ride

Today I got my hair cut. I didn't want to go. I slept all the way there! I walked real slow into the store. Mommy picked me up and held me. Then that groomer lady came to get me. i gave her evil eyes but she took me anyway. I showed her. I wouldn't walk for her!! I looked real cute after my grooming. I prissed and walked real fast out of that store.

Molly, Marley, and I went to the corn field. Molly got bit by a snake! Her nose got real big! Mommy took all us to the vet. Molly got 5 shots. Marley and I sat in the car. Now Molly is sleepy! So am I. More later....

Dinner

I'm starving! Mommy won't bring my dinner to me. I'll just show her. I won't eat. She'll worry about me and bring it to me. I'm trying to ignore That Dog. She's so irritating! Why does she run and play so much?