NEW FOOD

Mommy tried to feed me some new food today. Fish and potato. It stunk and i didn't eat it. Mommy says she's not buying it anymore b/c it stunk up the house. Of course, That Dog gobbled hers down!

CLASS

That Dog had class last night. Mommy said she did good. All I know is That Dog kept getting in the pool.
I wanted to go for a swim today but That Dog jumped in beside me so I left. I don't know when Mommy is taking That Dog to the animal shelter. I hope soon! Mommy is even letting That Dog sleep in the big bed. I don't like that!!

WINDOW

Today I laid on the window sill so That Dog couldn't look out the window. She stood in the middle of the room barking. I like to irritate her. She took mommy's work shoe outside and left it. Mommy didn't like it!

SUNDAY

Today I learned something interesting. Did you know you can take a dog back to the animal shelter? I am going to try to get mommy to take That Dog back. Molly and I tried to ditch her in the woods but she found us.

RAIN

It's been raining. I am not going outside and getting my feet wet. That Dog went for a swim today. She ran down to the lake all by herself. Maybe she won't come back one day!

CLASS

Mommy took that dog to another class on Tuesday. She picked a class that That Dog could run wild in. I personally think That Dog should stay in a crate all day and night! Then Mommy said That Dog did good. I didn't watch. I rested. I was very tired from the long ride there.
I just took the rawhide away from That Dog! I don't really want it but I like to terrorize That Dog b/c she loves rawhides! I need to go chase That Dog into a wall. More later!!

Poop

Last night That Dog rolled in poop. Not just any kind of poop....human poop! She had it all around her neck. Mommy and our neighbor were so grossed out! She got it on me and Molly! I was so mad. Mommy had to give me and Molly baths again! She had to chase down That Dog and hose her off in the yard. Then she got 2 baths! Poor Mommy. She had to bleach everything...twice! Mommy says That Dog can't go back to those new house sites for a long, long time. That was a dirty man that pooped outside :(

Today some men worked outside at my house. I barked at them. This afternoon, Mommy let us go out to see what they had done. They made me a real long slide. I already went down it. It was fun. molly was afraid to try it. She's such a baby!

Lazy Weekend

We went to Mommy's hometown because she had to do somethings. Grandma and Grandad left on a trip. It rained while mommy was driving and Molly flipped out! i had to sit by That Dog. It wasn't my turn to sit with Mommy.
We went for a walk this morning. I hoped that That Dog would wander off and get lost but she came back. I took her up the hill last nite trying to lose her but Mommy found us before I could ditch her! I think That dog knows where the house is and I am losing my chance of getting rid of her.
Tonite is my favorite dinner...liver! Mommy already has it cooking! I can't wait.

WALK

Today we went for a walk with mommy's neighbors. I had a good time. I ran ahead to stay away from That Dog. That Dog is so dumb that she eats my vegetables at dinner and she acts they are good! I only eat the meat and yogurt. Who needs vegetables? Molly is better. Her nose almost looks normal. Of course she acted pitiful around the neighbors so they would pet her.

Haircut and Fast Ride

Today I got my hair cut. I didn't want to go. I slept all the way there! I walked real slow into the store. Mommy picked me up and held me. Then that groomer lady came to get me. i gave her evil eyes but she took me anyway. I showed her. I wouldn't walk for her!! I looked real cute after my grooming. I prissed and walked real fast out of that store.

Molly, Marley, and I went to the corn field. Molly got bit by a snake! Her nose got real big! Mommy took all us to the vet. Molly got 5 shots. Marley and I sat in the car. Now Molly is sleepy! So am I. More later....

Dinner

I'm starving! Mommy won't bring my dinner to me. I'll just show her. I won't eat. She'll worry about me and bring it to me. I'm trying to ignore That Dog. She's so irritating! Why does she run and play so much?