I KNOW WHO I AM

Mommy got our DNA tests back today. She said we come from a long line of mixes. Molly is a Border Collie, Golden Retriever, and Australian Shepherd. That Dog is an Alaskan Malamute, Siberian Husky, and Border Collie. I am a Chow Chow, Shih Tzu, and Papillion. Mommy says that nice lady at her work guessed That Dog's results. Mommy says that lady is always right! Mommy's friend says they are going to call me a Chow Shih Pap. I don't think that's funny!!

I GOT LOST

I got lost today on our walk. I didn't see where Mommy, Molly, and That Dog went. I couldn't find them. I was scared! Finally I heard Mommy calling my name and I ran to her!

Mommy got mad at That Dog. That Dirty Dog rolled in something dead again. Then she dug up the holes that Mommy had just filled in. Mommy said That Dog is a Bad Dog! I heard her tell Grandma that That Dog is just a Dirty, Dirty Dog. I'm a Clean Dog!

MOMMYCAME HOME

Mommy came home! Mrs. Linda came over today to left That Dog out of the crate. Molly told me that meant that Mommy wasn't coming home. She said that we would be all alone! She was wrong!! Mommy came home and she brought us a treat! I love my Mommy!!!

BREAKFAST

Today Grandma fed us hot dogs and cheese for breakfast. It was good. Molly acted like she was too good for hot dogs! I liked mine. That Dog keeps playing in the woods and comes in all covered with stickers. Grandad and Mommy have to brush them all out. I don't know why they bother....That Dog will just go do it again! That Dog ate flour off the flour last night. She acts like she is starving! Gotta go take a nap.

FROW UP AND MUD

I frow up Sunday night. I did it right beside my bed and then I got in bed with Mommy. She found it when she got up. It stunk! It was frowed up liver! That Dog played in the mud again. Mommy calls her a Dirty, Dirty Dog! She got a bath and then Mommy had to go out and try to cover up the mud hole.

LEAVES

This weekend Mommy raked leaves. That Dog ran through them and messed them all up. Then That Dog would grab Mommy's rake while she raked. Poor Mommy! I waited until Mommy had a big pile of leaves and than I would lay down in them and take a nap. They were real comfy! We didn't get to walk last night b/c Mommy was tired from raking!
That Dog had to go to the vet twice this week. Mommy said It had worms!! Yuck! Then That Dog got another skin staph infection. I think Mommy should just leave That Dog at the vet and not bring her back!
Last night Mommy found a real live turtle in the living room that That Dog had brought in! Poor turtle!

BATHS

I got a bath last night. I rolled in deer poop for fun! Mommy had to give all 3 of us baths! Tonight That Dog dug holes in the backyard. When Mommy found her, she was covered in mud. Poor Mommy had to give That Dog a bath. She said That Dog shook mud off all over the walls and mirror. Poor Mommy always has to clean up after That Dirty Devil Dog!!